~Raving of a nutty chick~

i'm abandoning this site in favour of: http://realm-of-delusion.blogspot.com/
GO VISIT!!!

besides, people, go watch the sin city trailer! it rocks!!! i can't wait to watch it... i will still be posting some funny stuff, no worries. i was just feeling pissed off when i posted that last one... and i hate typing stuff now... it's so irritating...

Damn. I'm so not made for interacting with people! how else to explain how i'm getting on with my new class?!
I have a feeling that all the stunts i'm pulling, which would have, no doubt, gotten me rounds of applause (and maybe, even a standing ovation, no kidding! life was good then...) with my old class is not going down that well with this new bunch... half of them already hate me, the other half are just plain scared of me while still others reckon that my stroke has addled my brains... oh, and everyone wants to my head on a chopping board too... and nobody understands me at all! sigh... haha! hmmm...i suppose that's just about as good as it could get... and with me, i'll even say it's normal! haha!
sigh... *weeps with boredom*
MidNight

Some people have the bitchy face, others have that spoiling-for-a-fight face, yet others have the how-can-he-bear to-show-it-in-public face?

Me? I suppose I have the bait-me-to-lose-my-temper-face. Seriously. Take my stupid juniors for example...

"Oh... So you're Jas? I heard you never smile. Ever. Is it true?" I just glared daggers at him, "Go to hell, asshole"

Or how about this?

Me, "Oh gosh, I am so hungry and hot!"
Junior imitates licking an ice cream while moaning and grunting.
Me *roll eyes* "You sound like the soundtrack to the Paris HIlton sex video."
Junior, "OH MY GOSH! You've seen it?!" *drools*
I refuse to answer that question.

See what I mean? Jeez. Is it such good entertainment to have others bite your head off??? You would think that's true from their behaviour...

MidNight

Watched two movies today... Dirty Dancing 2 & Big Fish. I tell you, I am NEVER considering going for a movie marathon ever again. My butt hurts big time. OUCH!

Big Fish was a tad disappointing. Guess I went in with too high expectations... Sigh. Not that it was a waste, after all, i it is a movie about a strained (almost non-existant actually) relationship between a father and his son. Not unlike me and my mother...

Sigh... & people wonder why I don't get along well with my mother.

Get this.

Her reaction to my horrendous haircut:
"Hah. I told you so."
Telling her Big Fish was not up to my expectations:
"Told you not to waste so much money on movies."
My wanting to become a movie director:
"Like you can do it."
Consider mass comm insted then:
"You'll make a lousy journalist."

& this's just the EXTREMELY condensed version.

See?! See!?

Thanks for the encouragement, mother. I really needed it. Oh yeah... Hell yes.

Signing off in a fit,

MidNight

you will notice there's nothing new. been too busy setting up my own website... hmmm... trying to get it up soon... got lots of new stuff but lazy to post up here...

ARGH! what am i saying? not making sense...

*sulk*

MidNight

Once in while, an Asian puts us on the world map for all the best reasons (like John Woo, Lucy Liu or even Bruce Lee)...
Then...
Some idiot like William Hung comes along and shows the world that HEY! All you've heard about being nerdy, buck-toothed, over-earnest and just plain lousy is TRUE! Grrr...
His father said that Nerd.Boy receives so much fanmail from S'porean women that he believes that they would tear off all his beloved son's clothes if they saw him. Who does he think his son is?! Superman? Like, HELLO! Which self-respecting woman would really do that and face his one-pack flab??? Get real, man.
Ricky Martin, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE sue that bloody bum for ruining your songs or whatever (not that it was very good to begin with, but never mind)...

Rip off his clothes? No thank you. On the other hand, if this was his head we're talking about, then I'll do it. With pleasure...

Be afraid, Nerd.Boy. Be very afraid.

MidNight

P.S.
I get it now. I don't want to tear off Nerd.Boy's clothes because I'm a not a S'porean woman. I'm a GIRl... If this's what growning will do to me, I demand that Peter Pan whisk me off to Neverland. IMMEDIATELY!
"I wanna fly! Whee!!!"
Argh. Stupid stupid William Hung. Never name your kids William. They're just end up as crap. I know it. I have proof of it...

and Vol 2 is unleashed... (see Jan 04 post)

• The Dominatrix >>> Any Lucy Liu character {Ling Woo, Alex, that Americian Chinese Japanese babe [in a positive way]...} vs The Bride {Kill Bill} vs TX {T3} vs Elecktra {DareDevil} vs Jinx {James Bond} vs Eowyn {LOTR} vs Legol... Ooops! I forgot. She's a guy
  
  and before you ask...
  Yes, i am leaving Trinity out on purpose and No, I cant resist a good bitch fight.
  
  
• Queen Of The Damned 2 >>> Aaliyah as Akasha vs Kate Beckinsale as Selena vs Mina from Dracula/LXG
  
  Mama Mia!
  
  
• Zombie War: Attack Of The Bad Actors >>> Daniel Radcliffe vs Hyden Christersen

hopeless me...

MidNight