Thursday, February 05, 2004
America, The Land Of Lame Lawsuits
i mean, seriously. you try getting a lawyer for these cases anywhere else...
i forgot what other crazy lawsuits there are, but these two really take the cake.
MidNight
- McDonalds/KFC made me fat, i had no idea, though it was healthy, there werent enough warnings... blab blab blab.
NEW MCDONALDS SIGNDISCLAIMER
Not responsible for any effects due to consumption of our food, be it feeling full or obesity - smoking gave me lung cancer(actually managed to make the tabacco industries cough up {no pun intended} some million bucks) JEEZ!
WARNING ON NEW CIGRAETTE PACKS
Smoking causes cancer, parents to lose sons/daughters, children to lose parent, lovers to lose the love of their lives... etc and your own early demise.
i forgot what other crazy lawsuits there are, but these two really take the cake.
MidNight
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