tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63505222011-06-07T23:43:24.560-07:00all original humor <br>read and langh. i accept no responsibility for anything that you spew out in laughter and damage you computer with. <br>you have been warned. now, enjoy. <br>Comments? blood_n_gold@hotmail.comMidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1114330653920638152005-04-24T01:13:00.000-07:002005-04-24T01:17:33.920-07:00

i'm abandoning this site in favour of: http://realm-of-delusion.blogspot.com/GO VISIT!!!besides, people, go watch the sin city trailer! it rocks!!! i can't wait to watch it... i will still be posting some funny stuff, no worries. i was just feeling pissed off when i posted that last one... and i hate typing stuff now... it's so irritating...

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16519796677490225444noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1110443351353251702005-03-10T00:25:00.000-08:002005-03-16T05:35:54.063-08:00

Damn. I'm so not made for interacting with people! how else to explain how i'm getting on with my new class?!I have a feeling that all the stunts i'm pulling, which would have, no doubt, gotten me rounds of applause (and maybe, even a standing ovation, no kidding! life was good then...) with my old class is not going down that well with this new bunch... half of them already hate me, the other

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16519796677490225444noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1081768335915156362004-04-12T04:11:00.000-07:002004-04-12T04:16:09.450-07:00

Some people have the bitchy face, others have that spoiling-for-a-fight face, yet others have the how-can-he-bear to-show-it-in-public face? Me? I suppose I have the bait-me-to-lose-my-temper-face. Seriously. Take my stupid juniors for example... "Oh... So you're Jas? I heard you never smile. Ever. Is it true?" I just glared daggers at him, "Go to hell, asshole" Or how about this? Me, "Oh

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1079356133981470782004-03-15T04:58:00.000-08:002004-03-15T05:12:09.233-08:00

Watched two movies today... Dirty Dancing 2 & Big Fish. I tell you, I am NEVER considering going for a movie marathon ever again. My butt hurts big time. OUCH! Big Fish was a tad disappointing. Guess I went in with too high expectations... Sigh. Not that it was a waste, after all, i it is a movie about a strained (almost non-existant actually) relationship between a father and his son. Not

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1078974352813698172004-03-10T19:04:00.000-08:002004-03-10T19:09:02.060-08:00

you will notice there's nothing new. been too busy setting up my own website... hmmm... trying to get it up soon... got lots of new stuff but lazy to post up here... ARGH! what am i saying? not making sense... *sulk* MidNight

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Once in while, an Asian puts us on the world map for all the best reasons (like John Woo, Lucy Liu or even Bruce Lee)... Then... Some idiot like William Hung comes along and shows the world that HEY! All you've heard about being nerdy, buck-toothed, over-earnest and just plain lousy is TRUE! Grrr... His father said that Nerd.Boy receives so much fanmail from S'porean women that he believes that

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076927600871153622004-02-16T02:13:00.000-08:002004-02-16T02:39:08.233-08:00

and Vol 2 is unleashed... (see Jan 04 post) The Dominatrix >>> Any Lucy Liu character {Ling Woo, Alex, that Americian Chinese Japanese babe [in a positive way]...} vs The Bride {Kill Bill} vs TX {T3} vs Elecktra {DareDevil} vs Jinx {James Bond} vs Eowyn {LOTR} vs Legol... Ooops! I forgot. She's a guy and before you ask... Yes, i am leaving Trinity out on purpose and No, I cant resist a good

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076590160908862372004-02-12T04:48:00.000-08:002004-02-12T04:51:51.623-08:00

yes, i do edit some of my earlier post. but they are just tiny changes. not worth you combing all my posts for. now, that's what i call refined humour. MidNight

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076322121690201672004-02-09T02:20:00.001-08:002004-02-12T04:50:32.576-08:00

Hazard by Richard Marx The Spoof version by Midnight Starring: ~ Some nameless guy ~ The Godfather ~ El Mariachi ~ Mini-Me ~ Barbie After his father got killed in a hail of bullets by the Mafia, his mother, who was also on the run, brought the seven year old to Hazard town. After all, no one looks for criminals in towns called Hazard so it would be safe, she reasoned. Dead wrong. She had no

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076208881740671562004-02-07T18:53:00.000-08:002004-02-07T18:57:06.263-08:00

i mentioned i have a new tech wiz... lol. big difference, eh? haha. (no offence, EeE) MidNight

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076151004490903502004-02-07T02:46:00.000-08:002004-02-07T18:49:31.326-08:00

Sir Ian McKellen is an openly gay actor who came out of the closet in the latter part of his life. He now spends his days telling the press he wants to be in King Kong so that Peter Jackson wil be pressured into giving him a role and unintentionally influencing Viggo and Bloom during the filming of LOTR... hmmm. yes, it is an entirely baseless assumption, so don't sue. MidNight

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076150741002244002004-02-07T02:38:00.000-08:002004-02-16T02:39:12.280-08:00

here are the pics of the Gay Fellowship... hehe JEEZ! MidNight

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076150233787652832004-02-07T02:35:00.000-08:002004-02-07T18:36:50.920-08:00

is it just me or is viggo and orlando gay? WAIT! before you kill me for suggesting that, try looking for aome premire photos on the web... see, they really must be gay. LOOK! viggo kissing orlando, giving each other bear hugs... hmmm.... must be Gandalf The Gay's influence. my sincere apologies, ladies. MidNight

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076085162996690662004-02-06T08:31:00.001-08:002004-02-06T09:48:40.936-08:00

Picked up your copy of Dating Tips For Idiots, haven’t you? Fabulous. Now, read on as the one and only JaS (who has NEVER gone on a date before) present all the Do’s and Dont’s of the dating world… Top Five Tips For Her 1. Dress in your sexiest (NOT sluttiest). Guys love a great looking girl. Don’t show up like Ah Lain and put him off at first sight. 2. Be gentle, not intimidating. He’s supposed

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1076035733851473472004-02-05T18:40:00.000-08:002004-02-07T02:36:52.856-08:00

Told to interpret a song, Hazard by Richard Marx in class and came up with absolute crap. gonna get it typed and posted. soon. eventually. here's a sneak preview (think trailer in words...) here's the original song: My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven Even then the folks in town said with prejudiced eyes That boy's not right Three years ago when I came to know Mary First time that

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1075978390455769052004-02-05T02:50:00.000-08:002004-02-05T03:24:10.873-08:00

i mean, seriously. you try getting a lawyer for these cases anywhere else... McDonalds/KFC made me fat, i had no idea, though it was healthy, there werent enough warnings... blab blab blab. NEW MCDONALDS SIGN DISCLAIMER Not responsible for any effects due to consumption of our food, be it feeling full or obesity smoking gave me lung cancer(actually managed to make the tabacco industries cough up

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1075722767574198652004-02-02T03:41:00.000-08:002004-02-05T03:24:35.043-08:00

another lame list... the straying wife's lipstick NEVER comes off under the most extreme conditions. yet, at the slightest touch of her lover, it magically leaves prints all over. the male lover just has to have some sort of kniky fetish. if not, he'll be a madman murderer of ex-flings. or worse, both of the above AND a playboy to boot. (eg, Killing Me Softly) the female ex-lover must turn out

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1075431609749363062004-01-29T18:49:00.000-08:002004-02-06T07:34:10.920-08:00

in the words of my idol, mr. starsngripes, tan yek keak, "as a person writing about absolutely nothing important, it's my job to look at the crazy things people do and tell you all about them. first, i have to wait and wait and wait for people to make total asses of themselves. in between, i go to the cinemas and watch tv to fill my head with more crap than a steven segal movie. i read the

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1075173274677631072004-01-26T19:11:00.000-08:002004-01-29T18:45:07.936-08:00

argh. saiyuki reload must have gotten the worst translator EVER. i mean, get this: Yaone in chinese > Eight Hundred Rats and Kougaiji > Red Little Child and people wonder why i hate chinese... i cant figure out what Dokugakuji means but it must be something horrid. jeez. i'm going back to english manga. stuupid money grabbers! MidNight oh! i love this guy!!!

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1075171760078548282004-01-26T18:47:00.000-08:002004-03-08T03:10:07.966-08:00

i got a new tech wiz! every html stuff is courtesy of mAyEeE. vist her blog, other wise known as Claydom

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1074855119384158282004-01-23T02:42:00.000-08:002004-01-23T02:54:02.436-08:00

well well well... it's that time of the year again... where children all across asia are subject to the worst form of torture ever: RELATIVES! (for all you peeps else where, it's Chinese New Year) "wow ah girl, so tall liao" > Duh! tha last time you saw me, i was what? a wailing babe in diapers. at least, i think so. who are you? & "tsk tsk. so fat. must slim down ah, or nobody want." > whao.

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1074515520643107362004-01-19T04:24:00.000-08:002004-02-06T07:24:20.280-08:00

jeez. i cant edit ANYTHING. it looks so totally awful... when giving out homework >>> *hands over ears* "not listening. not listening" trying to get teachers to reduce workload >>> "homework hurts us... it burns us, teacher, BURNS! it does! burns out braincells, it does!" and if the teacher refuses >>> "STUPID FATS TEACHERS!" for bursting out anythime you feel the lesson is getting too much to

MidNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598226832972283966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350522.post-1074481028509789882004-01-18T18:48:00.000-08:002004-02-05T18:41:02.186-08:00

vol. 1, if Kill Bill can have them, why not me? ok... here goes... with the new Aliens vs. Predator coming out, maybe the Hollywood people can consider these? (remember! you saw it here first) Dumb vs. Dumber > Harry Potter toilet troll going up against the LOTR cave troll... not pretty... bleh Grease 3 (since all those abt the Pink-y and bike riding dudes aint doing well) > Snape Against

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